Midnight in the Garden of Kermit the Frog and Shaquille O’Neal

Unknown Dates (circa 2003/2004) – Shaq was my roommate.  I think we also had a third roommate.  At the conclusion of something, I was looking at Shaq while he was sitting on the couch.  He had underpants on his head as some sort of gag.  I made a sour, but amused face.  Later, I was stepping out of the front door.  It looked like my grandmother’s house.  I saw someone drive by.  It was a villain who I needed to take care of.  I got right in my car and chased after him.  Then suddenly the chase was on foot through a maze-like garden with fountains and gargoyle statues.  Explosions started going off in the distance of the garden.  I was now holding an injured and shaking Kermit the Frog in my arms.

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