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I Can’t Take the Hoagie

October 11, 2011-October 12, 2011 – I walked into a grocery store where I had recently been earlier.  I had picked up some items from the meat counter the first time I was there, and now I was back to pick up one other thing.  I stood with my back to the meat counter, which was near the entrance.  The girl behind the counter gave me a two-foot-long hoagie because she thought I needed some mayonnaise.  I was happy to be given the mayonnaise, but I ultimately decided that I couldn’t take the hoagie.  There was another girl working – a friend of the one behind the counter – who had been watching what was going on.

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Jeopardy! Listomania

June 8, 2011-June 9, 2011 – There was a category on Jeopardy! that required responding with a list in reverse alphabetical order.  It was in the middle of the clue board.  The first clue was easy enough, with about four items in the list, but I couldn’t think of the answer completely before someone rang in and responded.  The next clue was rather difficult: there were about seven items, and I had no idea.  The list for the next clue started with Zanzibar.

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December 14, 2010-December 15, 2010 – I was in a classroom.  It was a Thursday.  A few girls asked me if I wanted to watch the NBC Thursday night comedies at someone’s house with them and a bunch of other people.  I was looking forward to it.

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The Record MAY be Broken

June 19, 2010-June 20, 2010 – There was something going on, and I was the first to figure out that we should count it, as it would be significantly, perhaps even record-breakingly, high.  The two counts I got were 22 and 41, which were solid numbers, but not as high as I expected.

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August 13, 2009-August 14, 2009 – I woke up in an unusual house and walked around.  I walked into the living room or some room that certainly could have been a living room.  I think I felt like walking around naked.  We might have been on vacation or something like that.

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March 15, 2009-March 16, 2009 – I was watching a special about TV on TV, or something like a whole bunch of different images from TV were quickly flashing before me.  The background behind the images looked blindingly whitewashed.  Then I quickly saw a picture of a naked Miley Cyrus flash by.  Then it cut to Miley, who was laughing.

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The Possessed Internet Tab

December 25, 2008-December 26, 2008 – I was on the Internet.  There was a second tab open on my browser that I had not opened, so I closed it.  But it kept opening, so I kept closing it.  It seemed to open whenever I opened a new page on the main tab.  It was opening to some strange porn site, but the page was different every time it opened.  After a while, I decided to just scroll through it.  There was this picture of three naked girls jumping.

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