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Archive for October, 2012

I Can’t Take the Hoagie

October 11, 2011-October 12, 2011 – I walked into a grocery store where I had recently been earlier.  I had picked up some items from the meat counter the first time I was there, and now I was back to pick up one other thing.  I stood with my back to the meat counter, which was near the entrance.  The girl behind the counter gave me a two-foot-long hoagie because she thought I needed some mayonnaise.  I was happy to be given the mayonnaise, but I ultimately decided that I couldn’t take the hoagie.  There was another girl working – a friend of the one behind the counter – who had been watching what was going on.

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Jeopardy! Listomania

June 8, 2011-June 9, 2011 – There was a category on Jeopardy! that required responding with a list in reverse alphabetical order.  It was in the middle of the clue board.  The first clue was easy enough, with about four items in the list, but I couldn’t think of the answer completely before someone rang in and responded.  The next clue was rather difficult: there were about seven items, and I had no idea.  The list for the next clue started with Zanzibar.

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December 14, 2010-December 15, 2010 – I was in a classroom.  It was a Thursday.  A few girls asked me if I wanted to watch the NBC Thursday night comedies at someone’s house with them and a bunch of other people.  I was looking forward to it.

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The Record MAY be Broken

June 19, 2010-June 20, 2010 – There was something going on, and I was the first to figure out that we should count it, as it would be significantly, perhaps even record-breakingly, high.  The two counts I got were 22 and 41, which were solid numbers, but not as high as I expected.

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August 13, 2009-August 14, 2009 – I woke up in an unusual house and walked around.  I walked into the living room or some room that certainly could have been a living room.  I think I felt like walking around naked.  We might have been on vacation or something like that.

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March 15, 2009-March 16, 2009 – I was watching a special about TV on TV, or something like a whole bunch of different images from TV were quickly flashing before me.  The background behind the images looked blindingly whitewashed.  Then I quickly saw a picture of a naked Miley Cyrus flash by.  Then it cut to Miley, who was laughing.

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The Possessed Internet Tab

December 25, 2008-December 26, 2008 – I was on the Internet.  There was a second tab open on my browser that I had not opened, so I closed it.  But it kept opening, so I kept closing it.  It seemed to open whenever I opened a new page on the main tab.  It was opening to some strange porn site, but the page was different every time it opened.  After a while, I decided to just scroll through it.  There was this picture of three naked girls jumping.

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Talking to the TV

December 9, 2007-December 10, 2007 – I was explaining to Dwight Schrute (or Michael Scott, or both as one person) what Dwight did in that episode in which he went to New York to drop off that report that Angela had forgotten to send to corporate – so that everyone would be fine with Dwight getting his job back.  I tripped over a few words, but mostly I sounded convincing.

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Don’t Be a Fool

June 12, 2006-June 13, 2006 – I was watching a TV show in which a married woman was going to have sex with a kid, but then they did something just in their underwear, and then she said something to him along the lines of that he was a fool to think anything would happen.

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August 8, 2012-August 9, 2012 – I went out to investigate something with some family members.  It looked like we were on the soccer fields at my grade school.  We were joined by Agents Mulder and Scully.  They were walking over a swampy area of the field, which they were sucked into.  Then a creature that looked like it was made of plasma emerged.  It was yellow with orange eyes and shaped vaguely like a dragon.  It declared, “I have won!”  It was directing its attack towards me.  It seemed like it attacked by overtaking you and turning you into this sort of creature

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