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Thuesday

July 3, 2011-July 4, 2011 – I was working a night shift at the movie theatre.  It was probably a Thursday night, but it might have been a Tuesday.  There were several things to take care of.  I went upstairs to do something.

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My Spidey Sense Is Tangling

July 31, 2011-August 1, 2011 – I was watching The Amazing Spider-Man in the theatre.  It was actually pretty good, and everyone seemed to be enjoying it.

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Jeff on the Shelf

December 11, 2011-December 12, 2011 – I had been told by my sister to remain in the kitchen while she went out.  I was supposed to stay on a shelf right under the roof.  There were several other people that she had told to stay in the kitchen.  After she had been gone for a few minutes, I thought that there was no reason for me to do what she had told me to do.  So I got down from the shelf.  There was an old man encouraging me along with this behavior.  I started knocking things over and throwing stuff on the ground to further my point.  I broke a Pringles can.  At that point, I decided that was enough.  The old man and I looked at each other.  Soon thereafter, my sister returned, and we were about to talk.

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December 21, 2011-December 22, 2011 – I was watching The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  It seemed to be combined with Terminator 2.  I seemed to be Mikael Blomkvist.  There was a girl with me.  We were in the cafeteria of a building.  Lisbeth Salander at the moment was just a head with several silvery tentacles.  The tentacles were shapeshifting.  She was using them to form a full human body.  Then the three of us headed off to what we were doing.

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January 22, 2011-January 23, 2011 – I was walking around with a group of friends in some town on a dark night.  We were on vacation or we were (or just I was ) house sitting.  A few of us had gone into town.  I decided that I needed to head back.  I went back myself to the hotel, or the house.  It was part of a system of several identical houses.  It was black and several stories high.  There were lights shining through most of the windows.  I only got a quick look, but it looked like they might have been neon and/or green.  I found the dog I was watching when I got into the house.  I gave her a little attention.  Then I heard someone nearby yelling out that she was about to go to the bathroom.  I picked her up and indeed saw a turd poking out of her.  I tried to figure out somewhere to quickly carry her to.

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New Football Math

December 16, 2011-December 17, 2011 – I turned on a football game.  Rutgers was playing Florida St., I think.  The score came up, and it turned out that Rutgers had won 78-70.  There was a wide shot of the crowd behind the score display.  A group of girls threw their hands into the air.  Then the coverage went down to the field, and it looked like the second half was starting.  A statistic appeared onscreen, saying that Rutgers had scored 13 of Florida St.’s 26 touchdowns, which I assumed meant that their defense had scored.

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Specimens for Study

December 16, 2011-December 17, 2011 – Beavis and Butt-Head were being studied by this guy and his two female assistants.  They were out in a rocky area of a desert.  They had just come out of a cave that was in the desert.  The man and his assistants were set up by the road, while B and B were leaning against a small hill.  The man was trying to take a picture of them, and his assistants were helping.  He had thrown a piece of food attached to a string (that had landed about halfway between him and B and B) so as to induce them to pose for the picture.  I was now controlling Beavis.  I had him smile, in the way that Beavis usually smiles.

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