Thuesday

July 3, 2011-July 4, 2011 – I was working a night shift at the movie theatre.  It was probably a Thursday night, but it might have been a Tuesday.  There were several things to take care of.  I went upstairs to do something.

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My Spidey Sense Is Tangling

July 31, 2011-August 1, 2011 – I was watching The Amazing Spider-Man in the theatre.  It was actually pretty good, and everyone seemed to be enjoying it.

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Jeff on the Shelf

December 11, 2011-December 12, 2011 – I had been told by my sister to remain in the kitchen while she went out.  I was supposed to stay on a shelf right under the roof.  There were several other people that she had told to stay in the kitchen.  After she had been gone for a few minutes, I thought that there was no reason for me to do what she had told me to do.  So I got down from the shelf.  There was an old man encouraging me along with this behavior.  I started knocking things over and throwing stuff on the ground to further my point.  I broke a Pringles can.  At that point, I decided that was enough.  The old man and I looked at each other.  Soon thereafter, my sister returned, and we were about to talk.

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The Girl With the Dragon Tentacles

December 21, 2011-December 22, 2011 – I was watching The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  It seemed to be combined with Terminator 2.  I seemed to be Mikael Blomkvist.  There was a girl with me.  We were in the cafeteria of a building.  Lisbeth Salander at the moment was just a head with several silvery tentacles.  The tentacles were shapeshifting.  She was using them to form a full human body.  Then the three of us headed off to what we were doing.

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“She’s about to go to the bathroom!”

January 22, 2011-January 23, 2011 – I was walking around with a group of friends in some town on a dark night.  We were on vacation or we were (or just I was ) house sitting.  A few of us had gone into town.  I decided that I needed to head back.  I went back myself to the hotel, or the house.  It was part of a system of several identical houses.  It was black and several stories high.  There were lights shining through most of the windows.  I only got a quick look, but it looked like they might have been neon and/or green.  I found the dog I was watching when I got into the house.  I gave her a little attention.  Then I heard someone nearby yelling out that she was about to go to the bathroom.  I picked her up and indeed saw a turd poking out of her.  I tried to figure out somewhere to quickly carry her to.

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New Football Math

December 16, 2011-December 17, 2011 – I turned on a football game.  Rutgers was playing Florida St., I think.  The score came up, and it turned out that Rutgers had won 78-70.  There was a wide shot of the crowd behind the score display.  A group of girls threw their hands into the air.  Then the coverage went down to the field, and it looked like the second half was starting.  A statistic appeared onscreen, saying that Rutgers had scored 13 of Florida St.’s 26 touchdowns, which I assumed meant that their defense had scored.

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Specimens for Study

December 16, 2011-December 17, 2011 – Beavis and Butt-Head were being studied by this guy and his two female assistants.  They were out in a rocky area of a desert.  They had just come out of a cave that was in the desert.  The man and his assistants were set up by the road, while B and B were leaning against a small hill.  The man was trying to take a picture of them, and his assistants were helping.  He had thrown a piece of food attached to a string (that had landed about halfway between him and B and B) so as to induce them to pose for the picture.  I was now controlling Beavis.  I had him smile, in the way that Beavis usually smiles.

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Christmas with the Kenan and Kel

December 12, 2011-December 13, 2011 – I was on an episode of Kenan and Kel.  Kel and I were in Kenan’s bedroom.  There were three beds.  Kel pulled out a present from under the bed on the right.  The label said that it was for Kel, and he was acting like it was.  I had to tell him that it was Kenan’s so as to prevent him from opening it.  Then he went and sat by the (large, semicircular) window.  There was one present on each of the other two beds that had been taken out from underneath the other beds.  Then I started taking out the other presents under the bed on the right.  These were my Christmas presents.  I got an extra XBox microphone, and another one, and a third.  One of them was purple.  The wrapping paper covered only about 3/4 of several of the presents.  I also received the Glee karaoke video game, which also came with a microphone.

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#sixseasonsandamovie

December 6, 2011-December 7, 2011 – I was at an event where cast members and fans of Community had gathered.  I think it was a rally to save the show from cancellation.

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F Town

December 4, 2011-December 5, 2011 – I was watching the final episode of Arrested Development on IFC.  It was the last of several episodes being shown back-to-back.  It was around 2:00.  This episode ended with someone walking downhill on a cramped city street.  Then the opening sequence of the show ran.  It ended with Molly Shannon being mentioned as a member of the cast, as she was a guest on this episode.  Then I was the guy who was walking on the street; I had now turned around and headed back uphill.  I was looking to get into this town in Connecticut that started with an “F.”  We were in New York, so that Connecticut town was the next town over.  I stopped by a house behind a tall fence and asked the guy living there how to get to that town.  There was a kid on the roof as well.  They told me that I wouldn’t be able to get into that town.  I was thinking that I would need my passport, as I would be crossing state lines.  But I didn’t need a passport for that, so I continued looking for a way there.

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