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Archive for March, 2011

June 21, 2007-June 22, 2007 – I was watching a new trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum.  It got to that scene in which Bourne is on the phone with Joan Allen, but then it continued after that.  Bourne and Joan had a bunch of scenes together, in which they had these red, yellow, orange, and blue spots on their heads and chests.  The brighter colors were supposed to indicate warmth, and the blue a lack of warmth.  Bourne mostly had blue spots, which suggested that he might actually be dead.  Joan kept yelling at him, “Why won’t you die?!”  Then Bourne was sitting on a chair in a hospital room with a couple of IV’s and wires attached to his arms.  Joan was in the room, and then she left.  Then, I was Bourne.  Dad was in the room with me and so was a fat nurse.  Joan came back, said something, and then left.  Then the nurse said something.  In response, I took the wires and IV’s out of my arms and left with Dad.

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Spoiler Alert

October 29, 2006-October 30, 2006 – I woke up in my dorm.  Borat was on TV.  I started to watch some of it, but I wasn’t sure if I might turn it off instead and wait to see all of it in the theatre.  It seemed a little disappointing from what I saw.

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February 6, 2011-February 7, 2011 – My toe next to my big toe on my left foot felt like it was bent.  I looked down at it, and it was bent, about 90 degrees.  Part of it was also compressed, and it was blue.  It looked like it might be infected.  Meanwhile, I was watching some football: the Cowboys and another team.  One player from each team was playing at a time, in a confined space.  After a short scuffle, the more victorious player would jump through a chute to the next playing field.  The action was taking place in a complex of chutes and playing surfaces contained in a plastic covering.

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September 9, 2010-September 10, 2010 – I was out in the family room watching the MST3K episode of The Brain That Wouldn’t Die.  It started out with a shot of the head with the titular brain against a black background staring, and then laughing, into the camera.  Then it cut to a shot of a woman pulling a robot out of her shirt.  Its head looked just like that of Tom Servo, so Mike said, “Hey, look, it’s Tom Servo’s head.”  Then the rest of the robot was pulled out, and it looked exactly like Tom Servo, so Mike said, “Hey, it’s Tom Servo’s body.”  Then it cut to the opening scene, which featured a bunch of young people pulled over on the side of the road.  This scene was in color.  But I knew that this movie was in black and white, so I wondered when it was going to switch to black and white.  I expected the first scene in B&W to be the mad scientist and his wife driving down the highway.

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TV Viewing Habits

March 5, 2010-March 6, 2010 – I was watching the newest episode of V.  It was very tense; a lot was being revealed.  I was on edge, somewhat uncomfortable.  It was so unsettling that I was not even sure I wanted to keep watching.

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Jason Statham is Da Bomb

October 20, 2009-October 21, 2009 – I was watching a movie with Jason Statham that was set in a mall-type place.  It seemed like Crank, in that it promised a lot of frenetic action.  It started off with a shot of what appeared to be two bullets about to hit Jason Statham in the face, right above his eyes.  At this moment, the scene went to slow motion for a second and then rewound quickly to the beginning of the action.  Some guy (perhaps an assassin) entered the building and then went to the escalator.  Right before he reached the top, he jumped over the railing and threw some tiny bombs at Jason Statham and some guy standing next to him.  This is where we had started.  So it turned out that it wasn’t bullets that were being dodged, but actually, tiny bombs that looked like bullets.  The guy next to Jason Statham jumped out of the way immediately, while Jason waited until the very last fraction of a second.  The camera zoomed in wildly on his face, and then he dodged the bombs while staring right at them.  Amidst the commotion of the bombs going off, everyone in the building fell down, while the possible assassin disappeared.  The guy next to Jason Statham just left, while I was now in Jason Statham’s role.  I picked up my stuff, went down the elevator, and started running around the place like a madman.  I found the other’s guy stuff and picked that up as well.  He didn’t have as much as I had, just a few magazines and pieces of paper.  Then I continued running around like crazy, looking for the assassin.  I ran into Kayle DuBeshter, who said “hi” to me.  I responded quickly by saying that I couldn’t talk now and would hang out later.  I had to get back to looking for the assassin.

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April 7, 2009-April 8, 2009 – I was watching a host segment of MST3K that I had never seen before.  It was really funny, probably the funniest one I had ever seen.

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