RuPaul’s Drag (‘Drag’ Meaning ‘Car’) Race

March 28, 2021-March 29, 2021 – I was in a car driving away from somewhere along with several other cars. I was with Michelle Visage and a few others. We were listening to something. I leaned forward and grunted while the narration was discussing something sex-related. This made Michelle and someone else laugh at how perfect my timing was. Carson Kressley was also laughing from another car when he heard about what I did.  Then I was in the living room at my parents’ house on a Sunday night. I was watching something on TV while I switched over to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire during commercials. Nicole Byer was a contestant, while some random guy was the host. The question was something like “Which of these makes your nose do something?” I thought the correct answer was A. or B. (B. was “bread dough.”) Nicole seemed to think the same thing. She answered A., but it was actually C. I checked in again during one more commercial. I was going to wrap up the night with a different show, but then I decided to go with Bob’s Burgers and Millionaire, though watching both of those all the way through would keep me up a little late.

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The Giant Dolphin Dream

March 22, 2021-March 23, 2021 – I was visiting my friend Jason. We were going to visit someone else, but first, we went for a run together in the morning along a harbor. We came up to a boat. It was currently 11:47. Jason decided that we should keep going for a few more minutes. We ran onto the boat and then down onto a plank that ended right before the water. Jason suggested that we jump into the water. But then there was a huge dolphin popping its head up at that spot. I petted it with my leg. It was friendly. Jason and I turned around and ran back. The dolphin popped up to me towards the top of the plank. Jason told me to be careful with the dolphin.

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The Irishman Alternate Version

March 1, 2021-March 2, 2021 – I was seeing a movie that was a lot like The Irishman with my brother, a couple of his friends, and my cousin and her boyfriend. It was a little slow at first, but it really came alive at the end. Joe Pesci was serving as representation for the main character. He kept collecting cash payments in an envelope that he was carrying around. It was all foreign currency. Then there was a scene in a bar where Pesci collected his latest payment and held out his envelope for everyone to see.  Another Joe Pesci character walked up to him and asked him who he was and why he was taking all this money. Other people in the bar also had money envelopes. While the scary Pesci was threatening to take out his gun, I (as the character being held at gunpoint) said, “What if the cops come in and shoot the whole place up?” That made him retreat, and it impressed everyone in the bar. The last scene featured Armie Hammer’s character. We convinced him not to shoot and kill anyone. I said something about how it wasn’t worth it to kill, which was related to something happening nearby. Robert De Niro’s character was sitting and eating in a booth with a young boy while his significantly younger wife was next to the booth. De Niro started coughing, as he was being poisoned. It was actually a mercy killing, as his mind was starting to go. The end credits started with “Fortunate Son” playing over them.

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