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Archive for September, 2011

October 27, 2010-October 28, 2010 – I was watching The Biggest Loser.  The contestants were skinny dipping in an indoor pool as part of a challenge.  The private parts were pixelated.  Most of the people in the pool were large, tan, blond women.  They weren’t that large; they must have already lost some weight.  They were about as big as plus-size models.  At first there were just a couple of them in the pool.  Later, there was at least one guy, and there was also a pool outside.  It cut back to the pool inside, where a girl was being lowered into the pool by some sort of hook.  One of the girls got out and took her bathing suit off so as to get ready to go into the pool.

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April 4, 2010-April 5, 2010 – I was hanging out at the hotel where The Shining took place with a bunch of people.  Nothing Shining-like had happened yet, and it didn’t look like anything necessarily was going to happen, but we were still concerned.  Then I noticed, out of the corner of my perception, this stick of smoke lurching around in a bedroom.

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Waffles

December 2, 2009-December 3, 2009 – I was going to make waffles for breakfast.  I poured the mix into the measuring cup, but it turned out that I only had half a cup left.  I thought I had more.  I hadn’t yet put the egg in with the mix, and I wasn’t sure if I was going to make the waffles now that I could only make half as many.

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I recently started a web series on my YouTube channel in which I read (to you, the viewer) entries from my dream journal.  Embedded here are the first two from the series – “Bruce Campbell and Spongebob Squarepants” and “Chris Farley, My Co-Anchor.”  Check them out during bedtime, or whenever else you like to hear stories.

 

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George W. Bush is Nuts!

May 25, 2009-May 26, 2009 – I was sitting at a cafeteria table.  George W. Bush was standing on the other side of the room.  He threw this large nut across the floor.  He kept throwing it several times.  At one point, it was thrown back the other way, and it cracked into three pieces.  At this time, George was standing inside some sort of metal framework.  He fell over a bar, onto the floor.

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August 20, 2008-August 21, 2008 – I was on an episode of Desperate Housewives.  There was a party or something like that going on.  Susan was on the phone with Gabby because Susan was going into labor or something like that.  Then I was on the phone with Gabby.  She sounded sick, so I told her to calm down and that she didn’t need to do anything.  Then someone else took the phone.

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Unbearable Nostalgia

July 23, 2007-July 24, 2007 – I was sitting at a desk with someone else.  We were doing some work.  We had the radio playing.  I think 98.1 WOGL was on.  The songs being played made me feel really nostalgic.  When “Do You Believe in Magic” was played, the nostalgia was almost unbearable.  Then some Beatles sound clips played, and I said, “It’s time for a Beatles break.”

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