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The Quest

February 14, 2010-February 15, 2010 – I was watching this guy who was on a quest to find the answer to something.  He was a cartoon.  He ended up in a cave.  There was also a woman.  While in the cave, he was rendered retarded.  Several years later, he was somehow miraculously restored to his previous state.  A bunch of people, including the woman, had shown up outside the cave.  He now had the answer to his question.

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September 23, 2009-September 24, 2009 – I was watching The Hangover.  The guys were on their way back from Vegas, but one of the group was missing, and I don’t think it was Doug.  After some time, they decided that they should turn around to pick up their left-behind comrade.  They ended up going to Alaska, where he was staying with a married couple.  The ground was covered with snow.

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Running with the Turtles

March 16, 2009-March 17, 2009 – I was watching a football game in which Steve Slaton was playing.  I decided to give Steve a call to let him know what I was up to, or something like that.  A woman (who I guess Steve was related to) answered the phone.  She asked if I was calling to find out about “Bowser.”  I figured that Bowser was Steve’s dog.  Then I saw something – a newspaper article, I think – that informed me that Bowser was a turtle, and I realized that Steve’s aunt, or sister, or whoever she was, was asking me if I ran with my turtle as well, like Steve did.  I never went running with a turtle, nor did I ever go running with my dog, which I think was more along the lines of what she was talking about.  Then I noticed a story about the Animaniacs in the newspaper.

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The Equation to Explain Lost

May 10, 2008-May 11, 2008 – I was reading or watching something about Lost.  There was an equation meant to explain things.  It said, “24xy=sqrt(36)xy.”  There was a second part to the equation.  After looking at it for a little bit, I realized that the number in the square root was going to be double the other number.  Then I looked up at the TV screen.  There was a woman in a river bathing an elephant with a hose.

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May 8, 2008-May 9, 2008 – I was at the Oscars.  I was one of the people who was going to introduce clips of one of the Best Picture nominees.  I was on stage basically the whole show.  The Original Score nominees were being announced one by one.  I was hoping that Ratatouille was going to win.  I thought that the winner of Best Score was about to be announced, but instead it was Visual Effects at the moment.  I got excited, because I was interested in who was going to win.  I was outside eating lunch with someone, going over a list of names.  There was someone named Chase Daniels on the list, which somebody pointed out.  There was also a name that I recognized.  Then Alia Shawkat (or Maeby Fünke) was there, going over the list with us.

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The MST3K Dancing Skits

May 10, 2008-May 11, 2008 – I was in a series of dancing gags on Mystery Science Theater 3000.  I really got the last one.  I recognized the music.  I told this to Greg Livingston as we were starting the next dance.  He said that it was good that I got it.  A bunch of us, including Greg and Brenton Andreasik, were dressed in black bear suits.  We were about to do a dance around the Satellite of Love.  The music started – it was a good song that I recognized.  We were getting really into the dance.  I was doing really well.  There were a lot of parts in which we threw one hand out to the side.  Then some of our fans – a bunch of kids (a few years younger than us) – ran out to watch us.  Eventually they ended up disturbing us enough to force us to stop the dance.  Everyone was out in the middle of the floor.  People were jumping on top of each other.

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February 7, 2007-February 8, 2007 – I was watching Flags of Our Fathers.  There was a scene in which an Amerian POW was being put to death by the Japanese.  He was tied up to this tall, conical thing with spikes all over.  It started spinning him around really fast, and then the force pulled him in, so that his head was continually struck by the spikes.

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August 23, 2006-August 24, 2006 – I was walking from the movie theatre to the mall, about to go out to lunch.  I was with Joëlle Champagne, Ryan Stiles, and another girl.  Joëlle asked me why she wasn’t invited to my party and Ryan was like, “Yeah, how come I wasn’t invited?”  Then I gave some explanation.  When we got to the mall entrance, Joëlle and the other girl sat on the inside, but Ryan and I sat outside after attempting to walk inside.  So, there we sat, on opposite sides of a glass door.

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August 11, 2010-August 12, 2010 – I was watching Good Will Hunting.  Robin Williams’s character had set up a series of tests to prove how much of a genius Will Hunting was.  First, he moved the paw of a dog (or the hand of a chimp) around a word on a poster with a list of words and had the dog (or monkey) pick out a picture that corresponded.  Then he showed Will  the radius on part of a microscope and had him pick out the correct corresponding microscope from a set of pictures of microscopes.  Then a woman asked him to name who was on the current cover of Entertainment Weekly.  He answered correctly with ease.  Also, at one point, he was questioned by a woman sitting on a couch with her knees up high.  There was a man next to her.  She asked Will to describe the position she was sitting in.  Then it was revealed that there was suspicion that Will didn’t really naturally know all the answers.  The woman who asked about the EW cover – who turned out to be Rosie O’Donnell – revealed that that issue was in a box behind her.  The woman on the couch revealed an issue of Vogue with someone on the cover posing in the same position as her.

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Michael Scott Gets Fired

February 13, 2010-February 14, 2010 – I was watching The Office.  Michael got his hand caught on something in the warehouse.  He ended up with a pretty nasty cut.  He told his new boss (Kathy Bates) that this happened all the time, but she still told him that he was fired.  Then he said something back, sort of jokingly insulting her, and she now said that he was doubly fired.  Then all the warehouse workers (all black guys) started yelling at her to give Michael his job back, although they weren’t saying that directly.  Then they attempted to harass her in various ways.  One guy gave her some purple, fruity goo, in a bowl that looked like half of a coconut.  It was supposed to taste horrible, but she actually really liked it.

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