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We Are All Lost

May 24, 2008-May 25, 2008 – I was in a room/basement/small house with several other people.  We were looking for something or trying to do something.  Some of the people in the group resembled some people from Lost, or they actually were from Lost.  There was a Lost-esque feeling about the whole situation.  There was also a feeling of Superbad.  Then there were some people outside the room whom we had to hide from.  We turned off the lights and gathered to hide in a corner.  But there was still a light or two on.  Someone reached to hit it quickly.

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Cocaine

May 24, 2008-May 25, 2008 – I had done cocaine once a few months ago.  I ended up in Hong Kong when it happened.  I had only ever done it that one time.  I was back home now.  A therapist had been hired for me to take care of this situation.  The therapist did not seem to understand, or care, that I had only done it once.

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Big Day

April 6, 2007-April 7, 2007 – There were two things that I did, and then I did a third thing, which was watch a new episode of Animaniacs.

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September 16, 2006-September 17, 2006 –  I was on the set of Boston Legal, and for the new season, they were doing something a little bizarre.  Along with the regular cast, they had a whole other set of actors who were playing the original actors, and they would have scenes where the directors would come in and talk to the actors.  The guy who was describing it kept using the phrase “breaking the fourth wall.”  I was holding open the door between a meeting room and an office the whole time, because I was going to be playing the new door-holder, followinbg in the footsteps of Bernard (the little man), who happened to be on set, and someone else.

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August 28, 2010-August 29, 2010 – I was watching a Superman movie.  Brandon Routh had returned to star.  Clark and Lois were on an important journalistic mission.  They were being antagonized by Perry White, or someone else who was in charge of them at the Planet.  This guy was played by that guy from Step Up 2 (the one who played the principal of MSA, I believe).  At the end, Clark and Lois were having a confrontation with this Perry White-type out in a fog-shrouded street.  Clark seemed to be saying that they had accomplished their mission, despite the other guy’s expectations.

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The Dark Knight Unrated

February 16, 2010-February 17, 2010 – I was watching The Dark Knight, or some Batman movie that very much resembled The Dark Knight.  The Joker had put two cops – one young, one old – into a seemingly catch-22 situation.  One of them was going to be forced to do something bad.  But then they found a way in which neither one of them had to go through with it.  The Joker responded with something like, “Well, I didn’t need either of you,” and he walked over and smashed up the cop car’s windshield with a crowbar.  He completely destroyed it.  Then the camera started tracking up along the street as people and cars began moving that way.  The Joker was still smashing something apart.  Whatever it was, it appeared to have human flesh.  It was really hard to watch.  I had to avert my eyes eventually.  Then someone new – another cop, I believe – showed up and started talking business with the Joker.

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September 30, 2009-October 1, 2009 – I had just returned from somewhere.  I caught MST3K on the television.  The Final Sacrifice was today’s movie.  It was also playing on my computer, but I stayed in my dorm’s common area and watched it on the TV.  An early scene featured some guys pulling into a gas statioin.  One of them got out and and got a bottle of ketchup (or something more unusual) from the station attendant.  For the first host segment, Mike reenacted this scene, but instead of getting ketchup, he got something else.  Or it wasn’t ketchup in the movie, and Mike used ketchup.  Either way, what Mike used was more ridiculous.  It was hilarious.  I tried to remember when the Canada song was, and I figured that it must have been during the second host segment.    At this point, other people were showing up at the place: Christian (and his parents?), Greg maybe.  I was about to go watch on my laptop.

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Gandhi: The Video Game

March 20, 2009-March 21, 2009 – I was playing a video game with Kaity, Wesley, and Riley.  Our characters were on a rock formation in a desert area.  The gameplay was a battle royale in which we threw land mines on the ground to kill each other.  They functioned as both remotely detonated and proximity mines.  I was mostly using remote detonation, throwing the mines close to the other characters and then quickly setting them off.  I managed a few kills pretty quickly that way.  Then things slowed down a bit and it got to be a little more tough going with the killing.  Someone – Wesley, I think – wandered a little too close and got blown up by proximity.  It only counted as a death for him and not as a kill for anybody.  One character was talking to another character, saying how that death better count as a kill for him.  Then a bunch of mines were being thrown around me and I hardly had anywhere to move.  I ended up dying.  Then my character was talking to Gandhi.  My character was now some other world-famous peace figure.  It was a really heated argument, and Gandhi was rather old.  They were on the edge of a cliff.  My character (or Gandhi) pointed over the cliff and said how everything would be better if they did things his way.  Then my character grabbed Gandhi and jumped off the cliff.  He (I) didn’t want Gandhi to die, so he kept grabbing on to the side of the cliff so as to slow down the fall.  After the fall, Gandhi was lying down on the ground, and it looked like he was about to die due to the fall’s intensity.

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Everybody Wants Somebody

May 11, 2008-May 12, 2008 – I was telling someone that I would vote for McCain, but only if Hilary or Obama ended up not running.  I crossed the street as I was saying this.  Then I came back to the other side of the road.  A car representing John McCain drove by.  All the cars on the road represented the candidates.

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Happy Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2007-February 14, 2007 – I was in Spanish 103 class, but it wasn’t being taught by Dr. Easterly, but rather, by a rather buxom twenty-something woman.  At one point, her shirt popped open, and her boobs were hanging out.  At first I didn’t think that she had meant for that to happen, but then it quickly became clear that it had been intentional.  After finishing something, she turned around and lifted up her jean skirt to reveal her naked buttocks.  Then she did a little dance.

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