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UNCLE Talks

January 5, 2007-January 6, 2007 – I was in bed when my cousin called me on my cell phone. She told me that my uncle (her dad) had something to talk to me about, and then she put him on the phone. Then he told me about something.

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April 17, 2007-April 18, 2007 – I was inside this very tall, treehouse-like maze thing.  First I was on the bottom platform.  Then I was climbing up a thick, Y-shaped rope while my legs hung loose.  This all had something to do with the movie 300.

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Christmas Entertainment

January 10, 2007-January 11, 2007 – It was Christmas.  We had gotten this new VCR or TV sort of thing.  Somebody put it really high up, like on top of a really tall entertainment center.  There was something we needed to be able to plug it in.  Dad said there was some guy we could call who would have the part that we needed.  So my cousin Nick and I called him up, but he didn’t work on Christmas.  But then somehow we convinced him to help us out this one time.  Then we drove out to his place, which was like some scrapyard heap.  He quickly got us the part and then said, “Have a good one.”  Then Nick and I sat in the car for a moment.

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April 25, 2007-April 26, 2007 – There was something about a dog…
I got back to my room after a 9:00 AM class.  I saw my roommate Brenton there and told him that that was my only class for the day.  He responded, “Really?”  I was like, “Yep, yep.”  But then I realized that it was still the end of the current semester and not the start of the new one.  So it wasn’t my only class that day?  Then I walked across the hall and ran into my other roommate, Jason.  Then I started telling him about what his brother had been up to.

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Snowmaggedon, Jr.

April 22, 2007-April 23, 2007 – It was snowing.  I was very upset that the temperatures had dropped again, right after they had been in the 80’s yesterday.  I walked back to my room.  My window was open, and snow was falling on my bed.

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Fish Happens

January 12, 2007-January 13, 2007 – I was with my family, sitting on a deck in my grandmother’s yard.  I was showing everyone some fish I had in plastic, Ziploc-type bags and saying what they were.  One of the last fish was some sort of shellfish with a broken shell.

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December 19, 2007-December 20, 2007 – I was somewhere, perhaps a party of some sort.  I saw Carrie Underwood there.  She was talking with some people.  I was thinking about how I thought her name sounded like that of a porn star.  I was going to go up and tell her that.

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The Contortionist

December 16, 2007-December 17, 2007 – There was something else going on while this stuff was happening.  There were these pictures that showed up on whatever it was that I was looking at.  The first one was of this naked girl who had contorted herself so that her head was between her legs.  She was holding a leaf, which was covering her privates.  It was quite an impressive pose.  Then I scrolled down to look at the other pictures, which were more naked women.

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Melted Spatula

December 14, 2007-December 15, 2007 – I was in the kitchen.  The spatula was left in the silverware drawer, and part of it had melted.  I was angry at my roommate for leaving the place like this, and I was wondering why the spatula was in the silverware drawer in the first place.  Then I saw that it was empty and kind of dirty and needed to be washed.

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Grocery Prices Are Going Up

December 12, 2007-December 13, 2007 – I was checking out at the grocery store.  I hadn’t bought that many items.  The total price displayed was over $1500.  I told the cashier that that had to be wrong, and he adjusted it so that it was now about $45, which I still thought was a little high.

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