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Speech! Speech! Speech?

July 3, 2006-July 4, 2006 – I delivered a speech for something and thought it went well, but a high school classmate of mine told me that she did not like it.  But then she said that my friend Walt’s speech was much worse, though…

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Clay Turtles

November 16, 2007-November 17, 2007 – My brother was talking to me in the car, while at the same time I was walking out of the bathroom at my grandmother’s house.  There was this small, green, turtle-like thing on the floor next to my foot that looked like it was made out of clay.  My brother was telling me how a clay turtle once attacked him.  Then the turtle thing started to move.  It had a slow – but creepy – paralysis-inducing movement.  It got close to my leg, and I was afraid it was going to bite me, or inject me with some poison, or that it was just going to feel really ticklish.

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Crumbs Spread Disease

September 9, 2006-September 10, 2006 – I was in my family room, cleaning up after a party or something like that.  After picking up blankets, I was sweeping muffin crumbs off the couch.  Then my aunt said that I shouldn’t leave crumbs on the floor because they could spread some disease.  Then my grandmother (and perhaps a few other relatives) were there, too.

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Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

August 3, 2006-August 4, 2006 – I was in the kitchen to make my breakfast.  I saw my sister through the window by the clothesline.  I asked her where everyone was, and then smoke from the dishwasher got in my face.

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The Butt View

August 2, 2006-August 3, 2006 – A guest on The View kept putting her butt against everyone on the show.  One of the hosts said something about this.  Then a guy from the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show, who was also a guest that day, said something about it.  Later, on the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show, he was criticizing the one View host who had said something, because, he said, she was just yelling what the guest had said.

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July 12, 2006-July 13, 2006 – I and some other guys were walking around.  Something popped up on a screen that said something like “Only Seniors can do (something) in 1:30”.  Then this naked girl appeared and I rubbed her breasts.  This fondling was what I believed the screen’s message was referring to.

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July 7, 2006-July 8, 2006 – I was watching a DVD for a Lassie movie.  I watched the trailer, which called it the best animal movie since The Pink Panther.  Then I made someone else watch it with me.

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