Archive for February, 2015

Muppets Up

January 3, 2013-January 4, 2013 – I was selling movie theatre tickets, but I wasn’t in a box office.  I was tucked away in a corner of a lobby.  The guy I was helping was thinking about going to the new Muppets movie, but he wasn’t sure.  He reminisced about seeing Knocked Up when he was 12.  I did the math and realized that would make him 18 now (he looked more like 30).  He rattled off a few other movies that were playing right now.  He eventually settled on one of them.  Then a woman who looked like she was about 40 or 50, with curly auburn hair, came over and said that she was going to “Cabaco.”


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But Seriously, Officer…

December 17, 2013-December 18, 2013 – I was at a party.  A couple of cops showed up and started giving people citations for underage drinking or something.  I hadn’t been drinking, I’d just been watching.  I was going to try to explain that to them.  Ultimately, though, they were called away by something else, so I didn’t have to worry about it.

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Shaving for Your Pleasure

January 22, 2015-January 23, 2015 – I was talking with some girl about shaving.  I was saying that I was going to shave a little more than usual next time.  Then I was in the bathroom.  I started on my left sideburn.  I ended up taking the whole thing off, which was not what I meant to do.  The girl and one other girl were watching from the outside.  I would now have to shave off the other side as well.  This would leave me with a mustache and goatee.  I looked in the mirror to get a preview of what this would look like.  I smiled at the results.

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The Back Entrance

January 16, 2015-January 17, 2015 – I was walking ahead to somewhere with a couple of friends.  We were about to go through a door.  It looked like the back entrance of a club, or like the inside of a bar.  There was fluorescent lighting.  Sitting by the door was Brie Larson, or someone who looked like exactly like her.  I said to her, “You look just like Brie Larson, who I loved in two episodes of Community.”  Or I said, “I really loved you in those two episodes of Community.”

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Weird DVR

December 16, 2013-December 17, 2013 – I was going through the DVR at home.  When I brought it up, it was only displaying three shows at a time.  It had a solid black background and took up the whole screen.  I scrolled over to the next set of shows.  Eventually it was displaying more shows at one time.

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Unknown Dates (circa 2003/2004) – Shaq was my roommate.  I think we also had a third roommate.  At the conclusion of something, I was looking at Shaq while he was sitting on the couch.  He had underpants on his head as some sort of gag.  I made a sour, but amused face.  Later, I was stepping out of the front door.  It looked like my grandmother’s house.  I saw someone drive by.  It was a villain who I needed to take care of.  I got right in my car and chased after him.  Then suddenly the chase was on foot through a maze-like garden with fountains and gargoyle statues.  Explosions started going off in the distance of the garden.  I was now holding an injured and shaking Kermit the Frog in my arms.

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