January 3, 2013-January 4, 2013 – I was selling movie theatre tickets, but I wasn’t in a box office. I was tucked away in a corner of a lobby. The guy I was helping was thinking about going to the new Muppets movie, but he wasn’t sure. He reminisced about seeing Knocked Up when he was 12. I did the math and realized that would make him 18 now (he looked more like 30). He rattled off a few other movies that were playing right now. He eventually settled on one of them. Then a woman who looked like she was about 40 or 50, with curly auburn hair, came over and said that she was going to “Cabaco.”
Archive for February, 2015
Muppets Up
Posted in 2013 on February 26, 2015| Leave a Comment »
But Seriously, Officer…
Posted in 2013 on February 22, 2015| Leave a Comment »
December 17, 2013-December 18, 2013 – I was at a party. A couple of cops showed up and started giving people citations for underage drinking or something. I hadn’t been drinking, I’d just been watching. I was going to try to explain that to them. Ultimately, though, they were called away by something else, so I didn’t have to worry about it.
Shaving for Your Pleasure
Posted in 2015 on February 20, 2015| Leave a Comment »
January 22, 2015-January 23, 2015 – I was talking with some girl about shaving. I was saying that I was going to shave a little more than usual next time. Then I was in the bathroom. I started on my left sideburn. I ended up taking the whole thing off, which was not what I meant to do. The girl and one other girl were watching from the outside. I would now have to shave off the other side as well. This would leave me with a mustache and goatee. I looked in the mirror to get a preview of what this would look like. I smiled at the results.
The Back Entrance
Posted in 2015 on February 19, 2015| Leave a Comment »
January 16, 2015-January 17, 2015 – I was walking ahead to somewhere with a couple of friends. We were about to go through a door. It looked like the back entrance of a club, or like the inside of a bar. There was fluorescent lighting. Sitting by the door was Brie Larson, or someone who looked like exactly like her. I said to her, “You look just like Brie Larson, who I loved in two episodes of Community.” Or I said, “I really loved you in those two episodes of Community.”
Weird DVR
Posted in 2013 on February 12, 2015| Leave a Comment »
December 16, 2013-December 17, 2013 – I was going through the DVR at home. When I brought it up, it was only displaying three shows at a time. It had a solid black background and took up the whole screen. I scrolled over to the next set of shows. Eventually it was displaying more shows at one time.
Midnight in the Garden of Kermit the Frog and Shaquille O’Neal
Posted in Unknown Date on February 4, 2015| Leave a Comment »
Unknown Dates (circa 2003/2004) – Shaq was my roommate. I think we also had a third roommate. At the conclusion of something, I was looking at Shaq while he was sitting on the couch. He had underpants on his head as some sort of gag. I made a sour, but amused face. Later, I was stepping out of the front door. It looked like my grandmother’s house. I saw someone drive by. It was a villain who I needed to take care of. I got right in my car and chased after him. Then suddenly the chase was on foot through a maze-like garden with fountains and gargoyle statues. Explosions started going off in the distance of the garden. I was now holding an injured and shaking Kermit the Frog in my arms.
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