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March 3, 2009-March 4, 2009 – I turned on the Grammys while I got on the computer at the same time.  The award for “Best Break” was being given out.  It was awarded to a song by Nas that featured Kanye West, or Jamie Foxx.  I had always wondered what “breaks” and “hooks” were in terms of rap music, so I decided to look them up on Wikipedia.  When I looked up “break,” there was a ton of disambiguation results.  I found one result relating to music.  It discussed something about tempo; it wasn’t very enlightening.  Then I was watching the Cowboys-Seahawks game.  The Cowboys got an interception.  The guy who intercepted it threw a lateral, which didn’t lead to much.  Then the first half ended and led into a SportsCenter halftime show.  I was now watching in the living room instead of the computer room.  Clips from the first half were being shown.  On one play, a Cowboys lineman got an interception and right away threw a (legal) forward pass to someone about ten yards ahead, and he was tackled right away.  The Cowboys were up 5-0 after the first quarter.  The game was being recapped quarter by quarter.  The main guys on the show were analyzing the game for a bit, and then they sent it over to some football-specific guys.  This pleased me, as I had had enough of the main guys.  I didn’t catch the name of the person they said they were sending it over to, but it definitely wasn’t Mike.  But then it ended up being Mike and Mike from Mike and Mike in the Morning and another guy.  One of them said, “Okay, the score of the Spurs-Cavs game at halftime is 21-20, so we’ve actually got a good game.”  I was thinking that if the score was doubled in the second half, then it would end up 42-40, which seemed a bit low.  Then I went back to the computer to look up “breaks.”  Rob was sitting on the couch in the computer room, and Mom was in the basement.  She wanted him to do something, I think.  Rob was still logged in to the computer, so I just got online from his username.  When I opened up Internet Explorer,  he had four possible homepages: Saba Mekonen’s Facebook page, the homepage of Facebook, and I forget the two others.  I skipped them all and went right to Wikipedia.  I felt that Rob was hiding something.

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April 29, 2008-April 30, 2008 – I was reading a magazine article about Woody Allen’s career.  (It seemed to be a conflation of Woody Allen and Mel Brooks.)  It went on a good deal about some of his early directorial efforts, such as Godspell, which were quite different from the movies he would go on to direct.  I was wondering when the article would get to the point in his career when he moved on to Broadway, with The Producers.  I turned the page.  There were pictures from three of his movies on the bottom of the page – one from Godspell, one that I don’t remember, and one from Match Point.  The article mentioned some of the interesting directing techniques he used in Godspell, and it also mentioned how he changed the ending of Match Point to make it more palatable to audiences or something like that.

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January 16, 2007-January 17, 2007 – I was in a hallway, and a basketball came bouncing my way.  I grabbed a hold of it, and then two guys from the other team ran up and tried to swipe it away.  Then, my mom stopped the play and called over me and the two guys and someone else from the other team.  She pointed to each one of us and said, “You, you, you, you – you are under arrest.”  I pleaded my case, trying to convince Mom that I hadn’t done anything to warrant a foul call, much less an arrest.  Then the situation died down, and our team gathered on the court so that Mom could say who was going into the game.  Alison McGurrin and Shane Rooney were two of the other people on the the team.  We set ourselves up to resume play.  There were two or three rows of folding chairs set up on one side of the court.  I saw Coach Fred (Costello) sitting on the sideline; he said, “Remember, Jeff, eye of the tiger.”  We started to play.  I thought we were going to play basketball, but we ended up throwing a ping-pong ball against the wall.  Then Fred was playing for the other team.  Then there were these undead people – including Fred – whom we had to fight off by playing this game, lest they kill us.  After a few minutes of that, I ran out of the room for some reason.  One of the undead women was trying to attack me, so she followed me out.  I stopped running, and she caught up to me.  She then bent her head almost 90 degrees to the right, and white pus started oozing out of her neck.

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Ken Halk Presents…

July 17, 2006-July 18, 2006 – I was talking about Ken Halk to Ken Halk, but as though he were someone else.  Then, to explain everything to me, he took me to Mike Keiser’s tongue.  Other people were there, too.  At this point I was thinking that Ken Halk was in fact Ken Halk.

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July 15, 2006-July 16, 2006 – I was watching Lost.  The island was falling apart, and in the course of this happening, many of the Oceanic Flight 815 survivors died.  Then it turned out that the island was actually a person, and I figured out later that it was probably Sawyer.

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Spies Like Me

July 9, 2006-July 10, 2006 – Someone had a gun pointed at me.  Then, some girl shot that person in the head, but then she pointed her gun at me.  She told me to take four steps towards her, which I did.  Then she said I had to do something for her family, after which I would be knocked unconscious and would not remember anything.  Then I went off and saw her family.  We were in a grocery store the whole time.  Later, I woke up in my bed, and I remembered everything.

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May 26, 2006-May 27, 2006 – I took a really big dump, and when I flushed it, about half of it went down.  Then I flushed again, but the rest still did not go down.

August 17, 2010-August 18, 2010 – I had just taken a dump in the downstairs bathroom.  Someone else in the house was also using a toilet.  We flushed at about the same time.  There were three separate turds for me.  Two went down, but one was too big.  The toilet didn’t become clogged, though.  It looked like I was going to have to flush a few more times to wear down the turd.  The other guy was being yelled at for clogging the toilet and causing it to overflow.  I flushed again, and immediately some water splashed out.  The water had some poopy residue.  The toilet clogged, and the water started rising.  It didn’t quite overflow.  It looked like I was going to have to get the plunger.

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