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The Room One and a Half

December 30, 2013-December 31, 2013 – I was watching a porn video.  It was at the last few minutes (of about 30).  It started with a wide shot and then went in closer.  There were two girls.  One of them was Alison Brie.  There was a close-up of her in all her glory.  They were both naked.  Then I woke up.  And then I went into another dream.  The Room was being filmed again.  I was walking with Tommy Wiseau and another guy out to the shoot.  It was at what looked like a baseball field.  Someone else was playing Mark besides me.  I asked Tommy why he didn’t just have me play Mark again.  Then the other people started arriving, and we walked back to where we were shooting: a little wooden bridge along a ship dock.  We were filming the scene with Chris-R.  My brother was around; he might have been playing someone in the scene.  I was standing on a perch off to the side.  Chris-R ended up jumping into the water and stayed there for the rest of the scene.  When Lisa and Claudette were yelling at Denny, David Sims – who was standing next to me – laughed at and repeated something one of them said.  Several family members on my dad’s side were here.  My mom was here, and so was my uncle.  As this scene was winding down, I walked down the bridge and met up with my cousin and I looked into a camera she was holding out.

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Public vs. Private Nudity

January 28, 2010-January 29, 2010 – I was lying down on the floor next to my bed.  I had an erection.  My penis was so long that the tip could touch my chin.  Then I noticed that two of my friends (I forget who) were in the room.  Also my pants were back on.  My friends hadn’t noticed that I had been naked.  I sat down in a chair next to them in the dimly lit room, ready to partake in the conversation.

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All the Footballs Came Back

December 28, 2013-December 29, 2013 – I was watching the Rutgers game.  At one point, they recovered a fumble and returned it pretty far.  A little later, Notre Dame had it goal-to-go on the 1.  They fumbled, and Rutgers returned it to about midfield.  It looked like they were going to have a chance to stay in this game.

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December 24, 2010-December 25, 2010 – I was watching Smallville.  Clark and Lois were on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere by a big, empty grassy plain.  I think there was a group of cheerleaders and other folks from a school whose bus had gotten stranded.  There was a windstorm brewing.  I and a few other people were transported to a parallel world.  We were in a secure room, with a safe and other such structures.  We were finding secrets concerning Agents Mulder and Scully.  Then we were back in our own world.  One of the girls in our group casually mentioned that Scully had killed Mulder.  I wasn’t aware that this had happened.  A few of us went back to the parallel world and confirmed that Scully had, in fact, killed Mulder in an episode from the second-to-last season or third-to-last season, so Mulder had been dead while appearing in the last episodes.

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January 22, 2011-January 23, 2011 – I was walking around with a group of friends in some town on a dark night.  We were on vacation or we were (or just I was ) house sitting.  A few of us had gone into town.  I decided that I needed to head back.  I went back myself to the hotel, or the house.  It was part of a system of several identical houses.  It was black and several stories high.  There were lights shining through most of the windows.  I only got a quick look, but it looked like they might have been neon and/or green.  I found the dog I was watching when I got into the house.  I gave her a little attention.  Then I heard someone nearby yelling out that she was about to go to the bathroom.  I picked her up and indeed saw a turd poking out of her.  I tried to figure out somewhere to quickly carry her to.

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Buttons

February 20, 2013-February 21, 2013 – I started watching the Last Call with Carson Daly episode with Joel McHale while it was still recording.  I fast-forwarded it to the point I wanted.  I guess I hit the fast-forward button one too many times because it changed from forward 8x to back 2x.  I got it fast-forwarding again.  But then it kept going backwards every time it got to a certain point between 5:00 and 6:00.  It looked like it had stopped recording at the point when I started watching.

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Weird Turns

December 10, 2013-December 11, 2013 – I was watching the Season 5 premiere of Community.  It was about as good as the critics who have screeners have been saying, or at least good enough to be undoubtedly satisfying.  About halfway through, it started to take some weird turns.  Someone was leading me around, or I was walking myself around.  Someone opened a door for me.  It was Malcolm McDowell, who was apparently still on the show.  He directed me to walk over rocks across a little pond.  Then I met my grandmother on a golf course.  John Goodman was running down the course, golf club in hand.  My grandmother and I walked down a fairway to a tee and met up with some people.  I wasn’t sure if we were going to commit to the round.

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