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Archive for January, 2012

August 29, 2011-August 30, 2011 – I was watching the Gamera vs. Gaos episode of MST3K.  It was in color.  The scenes currently on featured a man and a woman traversing some rough terrain.  There was no monster yet to be seen.  As part of the episode, a video featuring Will Ferrell popped on screen for a few minutes.  Joel and the bots sat back and didn’t make fun of this part.  Back with the film, there were some missing scenes, as scratches in the film led to some jumpy cuts.  It apppeared that Joel and the bots were going to riff on this degradation, or I was just expecting them to.

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Snow at 30 Rock

March 30, 2011-March 31, 2011 – I was watching 30 Rock.  On the show, the forecast was calling for snow overnight.  I was skeptical, but sure enough, the next morning, there were several inches on the ground.  I was moving along the street up to my house.  The driveway was covered.  My car was snowed in on the side of the road.  I didn’t expect shoveling to be that difficult, as it had warmed up.  I got to scraping what was on the driveway onto the yard.  It was mostly just slush at this point.  It was easy to remove by just scraping it away.  Liz Lemon was outside.  She was looking for Tracy.  He was on his way back from Africa, or at least they were hoping that he was.  I saw Tracy, but maybe I just saw him in my mind’s eye.

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Calculating Screams

November 20, 2010-November 21, 2010 – I watched Scream 2.  It turned out at the end that the Ghostface Killer was again Sidney’s boyfriend from the first one.  I remembered having read that four people had taken on the Ghostface mantle in the first three Scream‘s, so I figured that must mean there would be two killers in the third one.  Also, Jada Pinkett Smith was not killed in this one, nor did Sarah Michelle Gellar make her appearance as expected.  As I walked out of the bathroom, I figured those appearances must be in Scream 3, which I was going to watch soon enough.

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May 9, 2010-May 10, 2010 – I had just thrown up in the bathroom, on the floor across from the toilet.  (It was rather colorful.  There were some green and red chunks.)  I decided that I would clean it up myself.  As I started to clean, I heard a voice.  It was the voice of God, telling me something like how I was a really great person for cleaning my own mess.  I mean, a really great person, about as good as I could possibly be.  I went to my room quick to grab something or take care of something quick, all the while with my spirits raised immensely by what I had just heard from God.

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December 21, 2009-December 22, 2009 – I was hanging out in an office with some of the actors from Parks and Recreation.  I was in a room taking care of some things with Amy Poehler or at least that’s who I think it was.  Then I went out to the area right outside that room.  There were some doctors who had set up a spot for taking blood.  Aubrey Plaza was out there.  I think she had just had blood taken.  I sat down on the chair for taking blood as though some force was compelling me to do so.  I didn’t know if they were taking blood for a blood drive or if they were checking for problems with our blood.  As the doctor was putting the needle in my arm, I noticed a scar right above the crook of my elbow.  I asked Aubrey, “Aubrey, do you know how this got here?”

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June 16, 2009-June 17, 2009 – I was watching an episode of MST3K.  It was Soultaker.  It had just gotten back from a commercial break.  There was a naked woman lying down on a table.  You could see her boobs, but she had one leg on top of the other, so you couldn’t see her vagina.  One of the bots (Crow, I think) or both of the bots said, “Hey, Mike, look at that.”  Then the girl spread her legs, but you still couldn’t really see her vagina because she had her pelvis sticking up a bit and because of the nature of the camera angle.  The bots made another riff, in response to this.

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October 29, 2008-October 30, 2008 – I was watching one of the host segments on MST3K.  Crow and Servo met up with Mike outside the theater.  Mike was five seconds ahead of the bots in time.  (It was like that host segment from Prince of Space, but different.)  At first, Crow and Servo were able to follow Mike, but eventually it became confused.

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